It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell
“Good job, guys. Let’s just not come in tomorrow. Let’s just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There’s a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don’t know what it is, but I wanna try it.”
where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
qualities to look for in guys:
•gives you flowers
•has branches for arms
•can only say like three words
haters gon hate.
tveitors gon tveit.